What are the three quickest ways to spread a rumor? The internet, telephone, and telling your mom.ġ3. Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook.ġ2.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long!ġ1. Why did the mommy cat want to go bowling? She was an alley cat.ġ0.
Why did they have to rush the mommy rattlesnake to the doctor? She bit her tongue!ĩ. Why is a computer so smart? Because it listens to its motherboard.Ĩ. Don’t wake up mom! There are at least seven species that eat their young. What did the panda give his mommy? A bear hug.Ħ. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s Pop-corn?ĥ. What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day? Mums.Ĥ. Son: “Well, isn’t that what M-O-M stands for?”ģ. Mom: “Does it look like I am made of money?” “It’s spicy” is a universal mom code for “I don’t want to share.”
